What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

No way

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Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

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Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

Then came..

So they tried

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Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

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